Q.How do you make your wife scream after an orgasm?
A:Wipe your dick on the curtains.
Q.How many women does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.
Q.Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? A. They don't have balls to scratch.
Q. What do electric toy trains and breasts have in common? A. They're usually intended for the children, but it's the husbands who end up playing with them.
Q. Do you know why women fake orgasm? A. Because men fake foreplay.
Q. What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? A. A man will actually search for a golf ball.
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